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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 06:50

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

☆ what's the thing that made u fell in love with your bias?

You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why am I attracted to older men?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are some ballbusting stories?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

How do so-called Religious/Christian people really think homosexuality is even a sin? That would be nonsense. In fact, LGBT people need love instead of contempt/hatred. The word Homosexual didn't appear until the 1850s.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do you think that drug addiction is a symptom of larger societal ills? What is it about our culture that leaves so many feeling like they're inadequate, trying any ill to find a cure?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Is using an ambulance really free in countries with universal healthcare, or are there hidden costs like deductibles that people should know about?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger